Yesterday I woke up completely chipper. I’d had one of my rare brilliant kips and was poised and ready to take over the world. By the time I came downstairs, Blue had unbelievably made himself some breakfast; porridge and toast, although bless him, he couldn’t reach the honey so was eating what can only be described as gruel. Dave Berry (Capital FM) was cheerily telling the listeners that it was going to be a corker of a day. Pinkie soon joined us and was absentmindedly singing along to ‘I took a pill in Ibiza’, it was a proud moment.